Funny Things He Says

She Says:

Dylan has such a great sense of humor. I think God blessed him with it to get through this whole maze.

1. He has an aide at school that is African American. Today, she asked him for a kiss. And he said, I give you "chocolate kisses!" They are like Ebony/Ivory!

2. Last night, Aunt Nicole stopped by and was laughing about something. He told her "Nicole is too happy!"

3. When his dad gives him B12 shots, he says, "Good job playing doctor!"

4. He also has an African American sports coach who has big red lips. He often asks the coach if he is wearing lip gloss or asks to touch his head. (To the embarrassment of mom!)

5. Lately when his aides at school ask him to start a project or go to another center, he tells them "I'll do it later. Dylan likes to do it later!"

What a nut!