Sunday, October 21, 2007

Church

He said:

Church and autism; hot oil and cold water.

Try to convince an autistic child to put on Old Navy underwear instead of the favorite Blue Fruit of the Looms. Try to put the rest of their clothes on. Feed them, and try stuff vitamins in them.

Then tell him that he is getting ready for Church.

Watch the clothes come off, the breakfast get thrown, and your eardrums fall out and die ten feet from you.

If there was ever a time to put a camel through the eye of the needle, it is 45 minutes before church.

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